Rachel tries to sell her evil cat on the street.
Glorious Opportunity To Get Rich!!! — We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon with 100,000 cats. Each cat will average a year. The cat skins will sell for each. One hundred men can skin a day. We figure a daily net profit of over $10,000. Now what shall we feed the cats? We will start a rat farm next door with 1,000,000 rats. The rats breed faster than the cats. So we will have four rats to feed each day to each cat. Now what shall we feed the rats? We will feed the rats the carcasses of the cats after they have been skinned. Now Get This! We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing!
An option that is not used much today that could be a good benefit to buyers and breeders is using an escrow service. An escrow service acts as a go-between between buyer and seller. The buyer pays the money to the escrow service, which holds the money until the buyer has indicated that the seller has received the goods and that the goods are in satisfactory condition, at which point the escrow service pays the seller. If there is a problem with the kitten, the buyer can instruct the escrow service not to pay the seller. However, the seller also has protection: until the matter is cleared up, the buyer doesn’t receive a refund of the money either. The money is held by the escrow company until the problem is resolved. The only problem with escrow services is that they usually require some kind of delivery confirmation – and they have tracking numbers from UPS or Federal Express in mind!
If you love working with wood and power tools, then one of the best things you can do is to learn how to build cat condos. Cat condos are basically a type of furniture that your cat (or hopefully, someone elses cat, after you sell one to them) can crawl into and around and climb on top of.Once you learn how to build cat condos, you can sell them at flea markets, on eBay or Craigslist and at specialty cat shows. If you make quite a few of them, you can even offer them on consignment to local pet shops who can sell them for you and take a commission on the sales.Of course, even once you manage to build the cat condos and get them to look like professional quality, handmade furniture; you still need to find places to sell them. After all, you cant exactly stand around the parking lot at PetCo offering your alternative to their industrially made cat condos. Fortunately however, there are plenty of places to sell them.Keep in mind when building cat condos for sale that you have two markets. One the one hand, you are selling something for cats to climb around on and into. Therefore, what you build must be comfortable for cats. At the same time, the other market you are selling to is the owners. While they want their feline friends to feel comfortable, they also want something they wouldnt mind putting in their homes as a piece of furniture, therefore you need to make the cat condos look attractive as well as cat friendly.Dont forget that once you are in the business of selling cat condos, you can also learn how to make other cat furniture, such as toys, beds and perches. If you can master how to make cat condos, then mastering how to make all these other types of furniture is actually not very difficult to do at all.A man in the Chengdu province of China was recently caught doing the unthinkable. Huang Fuping, a self-proclaimed animal lover who rescued and raised stray cats, was in actuality slaughtering the animals and selling their meat to restaurants. It was recently discovered that the man had been running a cat slaughterhouse and that the restaurants to whom he was selling were claiming that the carcasses were actually rabbits. His "operation" has been up and running for 30 years, and he has sold literally tons of cat meat.